*Are All of Those Yours?! by Stephanie Trevitz

Can anybody tell me what’s going on?

I am tired of being the last person on the face of the earth to know what is going on outside of my house. My colleagues come into work each morning. They know the latest headlines. They can discuss the weather forecast for that day. And when I show disbelief at what they’re saying because I am hearing it for the first time, they look at me like I’m from another planet. But ask me what Scooby Doo had to do to catch his latest ghost, and I can give you the story from beginning to end.

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